domingo, 30 de setembro de 2007

eles ganhu dez... elas fode binte!

sábado, 29 de setembro de 2007

Pearl Jam feat. Alice in Chains

Não é bem um vídeo... é mais uma foto. Mas como eu não sei pôr músicas sem ser em vídeos... fica assim. (lol)


Santana Lopes abandona entrevista

"mas o país tá doido?" GENIAL!

Things to do: #10

Ir a Barcelona.

Durante muitos anos conhecida como a capital industrial da Espanha, Barcelona é actualmente considerada um dos centros culturais mais importantes da Europa. Aqui encontram-se as mais importantes obras do famoso arquitecto António Gaudí:
Farolas da Plaça Reial
Casa Vicens
Casa Batlló
Casa Milà (ou La Pedrera)
Palácio Güell
Parque Güell
Fincas Güell
Templo Expiatório da Sagrada Família
Igreja da Colônia Güell, na cidade vizinha de Santa Coloma

Ainda merecem atenção:
Museu de Arte Contemporânea de Barcelona
Museu Nacional de Arte da Catalunha
Museu Picasso
Fundação Joan Miró
Fundação Antoni Tàpies
Poble Espanyol

National Geographic #3

80 Ancient "Cloud Warrior" Skeletons Found in Peru Fort

The remains of 80 members of an ancient civilization have been unearthed in the ruins of a fortress high in the Peruvian Andes, an archaeologist has announced.

The skeletons bear evidence of extremely quick deaths, the bodies having been found where they fell, without burial, reported Alfredo Narváez, director of Peru's Kuélap Archaeological Complex Restoration and Conservation project.


National Geographic #2

Best Science Images of 2007 Honored

"Andrea Ottesen of the University of Maryland's Department of Plant Science and Landscape Architecture shared a first place prize in the photography category of the 2007 International Science and Engineering Visualization Challenge for the natural light photo.

The awards are given out each year by the National Science Foundation and the journal Science for the imagery that best conveys complex scientific information and concepts. This year the winners are announced in the September 28 issue of Science."

Hot topic #1

Anorexia nervosa

[Reviewed by Dr John Powell, specialist registrar in public health medicine and Dr Michael Sharpe, senior lecturer in psychological medicine]

-What is anorexia nervosa?

The cause of anorexia nervosa is unknown. Both biological and social factors play a part.

Anorexia nervosa is an eating disorder affecting mainly girls or women, although boys or men can also suffer from it. It usually starts in the teenage years.

It is difficult to estimate how common it is but surveys suggest that up to 1 per cent of schoolgirls and female university students have anorexia nervosa. This may be an underestimate.

-How is the disease characterised?

.Body weight is maintained at least 15 per cent below that expected for a person's height.
.It is self-induced weight loss caused by avoiding fattening foods and may involve taking excessive exercise, using laxatives or diuretics or self-induced vomiting.
.There is a strong, almost overwhelming fear of putting on weight, with sufferers preoccupied with the shape or size of their bodies.
.Rules are invented regarding how much food is allowed and how much exercise is needed after eating certain amounts of food.
.Those suffering from anorexia pursue a very low 'ideal' weight.
.The weight loss may cause hormonal disturbances and women with anorexia nervosa may stop having periods.

-Why do some people get anorexia?

The cause of anorexia nervosa is unknown, although it is likely that both inherent biological factors and factors in the patient's social environment play a part. The disease is mainly encountered in the western world and is more common among women in certain professions, such as models and ballet dancers. Puberty, deaths in the family and other life stresses are all believed to be potential triggers of anorexia.

There may also be peer pressure to lose weight, nasty comments from others about weight that trigger dieting or an unrealistic expectation of what a normal body weight should be.

-What are the signs and symptoms of anorexia nervosa?

.Weight loss of at least 15 per cent below the normal ideal body weight for a person of the same age and height.
.Cessation of periods or delayed development in puberty.
.Self-induced weight loss. Methods can include fasting, low food intake, excessive exercise, diuretic medicines (medicines that make you urinate more) laxatives, diet pills or vomiting. Sometimes people make themselves sick to lose weight. Others take excessive exercise.
.Sufferers have a constant fear of gaining weight, as well as a feeling of being fat, even when their weight is much less than that of other people of the same height.
.Sufferers may feel bloated, even after a small meal.
.They may lose interest in socialising with friends.
.Other side effects include tiredness, feeling cold, constipation and stomachache.
.Some patients also develop additional disorders such as bulimia.

-How long can anorexia last?

The sooner the treatment is started, the better the chance of recovery. However, anorexia may last for months or years, and it can take many more years before normal weight is regained.

Severe anorexia

People who do not receive treatment may become chronically ill or even die.

Long spells without adequate intake of food can cause osteoporosis (fragile bones) and damage to the heart, liver, kidneys and brain.

Anorexia can impede growth in the young and cause difficulties in concentration.

People with anorexia nervosa may also experience mental health problems such as depression and increased risk of suicide.

-How is anorexia treated?

Treatment will vary depending on the individual circumstances. There is no one single treatment that has proven to be effective in all cases. Treatment aims to:

.restore the person to a healthy weight.
.restore healthy eating patterns.
.treat any physical complications or associated mental health problems.
.address thoughts, feelings and beliefs concerning food and body image.
.enlist family support.

In some cases, medication is necessary, especially where there is depression or serious compulsive symptoms. Treatment by the family doctor is possible, although sometimes a psychologist or psychiatrist experienced in eating disorders is necessary.

If the weight loss becomes serious (more than 20 to 25 per cent less than total normal body weight) admission to hospital may be required. Treatments used include individual psychological therapy, family therapy and drug therapy using antidepressants.

-What can people suffering from anorexia do to help themselves?

Anorexia nervosa is a potentially life-threatening illness, and should be treated as soon as possible. Sufferers should seek help, or be encouraged to do so.

Self-help organisations for anorexia nervosa are usually run by people with personal experiences of eating disorders. There are also self-help books available.

Based on a text by Dr René Støving, Dr Kirsten Hørder and Dr Paul Klenerman

sexta-feira, 28 de setembro de 2007


Michael Bublé

Things to do: #9

Fazer um Interrail.

Nova Iorque

"Insecto: joaninha"


Eu vou tirar um PH.D em Harvard.

Serenata Maio 2007

"e o som do canguru é... 2004 la la la la la la..." LOL

quinta-feira, 27 de setembro de 2007

Expresso #6

Memórias de uma Europa a cinco no Museu da Água

Ídolos, o cromo

o mail do cromo do ano fez-me lembrar isto. lol

terça-feira, 25 de setembro de 2007

Knocking on heaven's door

Guns N' Roses

Expresso #5

Humoral da história.

Photoshoot #3

a mão do poder!

potencial cara de vaca.

mãe! quero um gelado...


eu tenho uma peruca!!

verde ou azul?

é azul ou verde?
o meu avô é um fixe. =D

Dissertação em forma de conversa

a_soares_13 diz:
ms eu até acho k os rapazes estão mais responsáveis do k eram
a_soares_13 diz:
pouco ms estão
joana diz:
joana diz:
pq as miudas andam malucas demais
joana diz:
eles têm q compensar
joana diz:
está tudo a ficar trocado
a_soares_13 diz:
joana diz:
e isto tem tudo q ver c o complexo de inferioridade das mulheres
joana diz:
e do machismo
joana diz:
pq têm q provar q fazem o mesmo q os homens
a_soares_13 diz:
pois tem
joana diz:
mas copiam o mau
a_soares_13 diz:
joana diz:
em vez de copiarem so o bem
joana diz:
e dá asneira
a_soares_13 diz:
tens msm razão

a_soares_13 diz:
ms ao menos inda consideras k os homens tem aspectos positivos
a_soares_13 diz:
ao menos isso

[a_soares_13 diz:
adoro os teus raciocinios
a_soares_13 diz:
parece k estás a ler o k m vai na mente
a_soares_13 diz:
eu não consigo exprimir isso convenientemente
a_soares_13 diz:
dps dá barraca
joana diz:
devias conhecer o ricardo
joana diz:
ele é q é genial
a_soares_13 diz:
conheço uns 20
a_soares_13 diz:
o ricardo do betis?
joana diz:
e consegue exprimir o q quer dizer de uma forma inteligente e muito perceptível
joana diz:
joana diz:
um ricardo q eu conheço
a_soares_13 diz:
o d ovar?
joana diz:
a_soares_13 diz:
o meu primo?
joana diz:
esse tu ja conheces!!]

joana diz:
mas isto é incrível
a_soares_13 diz:
o do ISEP?
joana diz:
a forma como a sociedade está a mudar
joana diz:
em relação aos jovens
joana diz:
os pais trabalham e n controlam o q s passa com os filhos
joana diz:
e eles veêm coisas na tv e ouvem e n interpretam as mensagens convenientemente
joana diz:
pq n têm q interpretar
joana diz:
aí é q deviam entrar os pais
a_soares_13 diz:
pois era
joana diz:
mas eu acredito q eles devem é estar cansados quando chegam a casa e nem querem saber
joana diz:
e como querem mostrar-se e sentir-se adultos
joana diz:
fazem coisas q eles acham q é de adultos
joana diz:
mas c cabeça de criança
joana diz:
e exageram
joana diz:
e n sabem lidar c as situações
joana diz:
e fazem asneiras
joana diz:
muitas asneiras
joana diz:
pq a adolescência é uma fase difícil
joana diz:
e se os pais n estiverem atentos
a_soares_13 diz:
ai entram os irmaos mais velhos?
joana diz:
as coisas podem correr muito mal
a_soares_13 diz:

joana diz:
joana diz:
tb podem entrar os irmãos mais velhos
joana diz:
e devem
joana diz:
mas os irmãos mais velhos não são pais
joana diz:
são irmãos
joana diz:
e muitas vezes n sabem o q dizem
joana diz:
isto é, na cabeça de quem o está a ouvir
joana diz:
pq eles n se lembram que toda a gente passa por estas fases
joana diz:
em alturas diferentes da vida
joana diz:
joana diz:
em tempos diferentes
a_soares_13 diz:
tu passaste
joana diz:
como se costuma dizer
a_soares_13 diz:
eu passei
joana diz:
mas passa
a_soares_13 diz:
tds passamos
joana diz:
e tem experiência (alguma, pelo menos)
joana diz:
e eles nem pensam nisso
a_soares_13 diz:
ms fizemos as escolhas k achamos mais correctas
joana diz:
a_soares_13 diz:
acho eu
joana diz:
e podem n ter sido as melhores
a_soares_13 diz:
não m kero meter na tua vida
joana diz:
mas aprendemos c elas e hj podemos aconselhá-los melhor talvez
a_soares_13 diz:
ms acho k sim
a_soares_13 diz:
a_soares_13 diz:
joana diz:
joana diz:
mas e entrar isto na cabeça deles?
joana diz:
pois sim...
joana diz:
a_soares_13 diz:
eu sei k é dificil
a_soares_13 diz:
ker dizer
a_soares_13 diz:
nao sei ms imagino


isto pq a miúda de coimbra não regula muito bem. lol

domingo, 23 de setembro de 2007

I'm with you

I'm standing on a bridge
I'm waiting in the dark
I thought that you'd be here by now
Theres nothing but the rain
No footsteps on the ground
I'm listening but there's no sound

Isn't anyone tryin to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home?

It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Won't you take me by the hand?
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I... I'm with you
I´m With you

I'm looking for a place
Searching for a face
Is anybody here i know?
Cause nothing's going right
And everything is a mess
And no one likes to be alone

Isn't anyone tryin to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home?

It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Won't you take me by the hand?
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I... I'm with you
I'm with you
Yeah, Yeah, Oh...

Oh why is everything so confusing
maybe I'm just out of my mind
yeah yeah yeah...

Take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are
But I... I'm with you
I'm with you
I'm with you

Take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are
But I... I'm with you
I'm with you
I'm with you...


Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And its you that I want

Promiscuous boy
I'm calling your name
But you're driving me crazy
The way you're making me wait

Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And i got what you need

Promiscuous boy
We're one in the same
So we don't gotta play games no more

Expresso #4

Como a escola acaba com o orçamento familiar!!!

sábado, 22 de setembro de 2007

Worms... "sim sinhor!"

"oh oh. no!!!"
LOL Altamente este jogo!

Photoshoot #2

Repas e preto.

sexta-feira, 21 de setembro de 2007

National Geographic #1

Photo Gallery: New 7 Wonders vs. Ancient 7 Wonders

Expresso #3

Lojas do Cidadão com guichês 'Perdi a Carteira'

"O primeiro-ministro José Sócrates anunciou hoje a criação do novo balcão 'Perdi a Carteira' - nome que levantou um burburinho no parlamento - onde o cidadão poderá tratar de todos os documentos num só balcão e ao mesmo tempo."


RAP no seu melhor

quinta-feira, 20 de setembro de 2007

Sister Act 2

Joyful Joyful

=D Gospel!

Killing me softly

Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly with his song
Telling my whole life with his words
Killing me softly, with his song

I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style
And so I came to see him, and listen for a while
And there he was, this young boy, a stranger to my eyes
(repeat chorus)

I felt all flushed with fever, embarrassed by the crowd
I felt he found my letters, and read each one out loud
I prayed that he would finish, but he just kept right on
(rpt chorus)

He sang as if he knew me, and all my dark despair
He kept on looking right through me as if I wasn't there
And then he kept on singing, singing clear and strong
(repeat chorus till fade)

terça-feira, 18 de setembro de 2007

Petit soldat, Le

Quotes: Bruno Forestier: "Photography is truth...and cinema is truth 24 times a second."

- é de um filme do Godard
- vai estrear?
- vai, em 1963
- ...

- tb tenho sono
- fuck school.

Como é que este homem consegue dançar tão bem??? É genial!

E já agora, o vídeo também é. E ganhou o VMA award pra melhor coreografia num vídeo. =D

Laurinda... Agora ía uma rapidinha...!

Eu não gosto de cerveja, mas este spot está demais!

Things to do: #8

Ir a Las Vegas.

VMA 2007 em Las Vegas

A Nelly Furtado era perfeitamente dispensável não fossem o Justin Timberlake e o Timbaland. Ainda por cima está loira. É engraçado como todas as cantoras atingem um determinado nível de sucesso e pintam o cabelo de loiro! Deve ser praxe ou o «caraças»!... Enfim, a meu ver fica-lhe mal. E o justin foi o grande vemcedor da noite como era de esperar. =D

Stop. Me.

- I'm Cameron. I'm exactly like her. I hate her.
- She's too nice, too sweet. I need to stop! This needs to stop.
- Everyone elses wishes being ok needs to stop.
- Everyone elses ideias being right need to stop.
- Everyone elses actions being ok needs to stop.
- No more Cameron.
- No more being so nice and understanding.
- No more being pushed aside or jerked around.
- No more me. Me is over.
- Now there's a new me.
- And this me puts up with no crap.

Goodbye old me.

segunda-feira, 17 de setembro de 2007

House MD Promo Season 4

Grey's Anatomy Season 4 Preview


Porque é que existe um programa chamado 'The Simple Life' com a Nicole Richie e a Paris Hilton e elas só sabem dizer 'that's hot'??

Ah e fazer asneiras do género das que gozam com o trabalho das pessoas. Que é isto?!

Things to do: #7

Ler os livros do António Lobo Antunes.

Things to do: #6

Ler o livro do Woody Allen.

Expresso #2

Chinesices por Miguel Sousa Tavares

Winners at Sunday's 59th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

Drama Series: "The Sopranos," HBO.

Comedy Series: "30 Rock," NBC.

Miniseries: "Broken Trail," AMC.

Variety, Music or Comedy Series: "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart," Comedy Central.

Variety, Music or Comedy Special: "Tony Bennett: An American Classic," NBC.

Made-for-TV Movie: "Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee," HBO.

Reality-Competition Program: "The Amazing Race," CBS.

Creative Achievement in Interactive TV: Current.

Actor, Drama Series: James Spader, "Boston Legal," ABC.

Actor, Comedy Series: Ricky Gervais, "Extras," HBO.

Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Robert Duvall, "Broken Trail," AMC.

Actress, Drama Series: Sally Field, "Brothers & Sisters," ABC.

Actress, Comedy Series: America Ferrera, "Ugly Betty," ABC.

Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Helen Mirren, "Prime Suspect: The Final Act (Masterpiece Theatre)," PBS.

Supporting Actor, Drama Series: Terry O'Quinn, "Lost," ABC.

Supporting Actor, Comedy Series: Jeremy Piven, "Entourage," HBO.

Supporting Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Thomas Haden Church, "Broken Trail," AMC.
Supporting Actress, Drama Series: Katherine Heigl, "Grey's Anatomy," ABC.

Supporting Actress, Comedy Series: Jaime Pressly, "My Name Is Earl," NBC.

Supporting Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Judy Davis, "The Starter Wife," USA.

Individual Performance, Variety or Music Program: Tony Bennett, "Tony Bennett: An American Classic," NBC.

Directing, Drama Series: "The Sopranos: Kennedy and Heidi," HBO.

Directing, Comedy Series: "Ugly Betty: Pilot," ABC.

Directing, Miniseries, Movie or Dramatic Special: "Prime Suspect: The Final Act (Masterpiece Theatre)," PBS.

Directing, Variety, Music or Comedy Program: "Tony Bennett: An American Classic," NBC.

Writing for a Drama Series: "The Sopranos: Made in America," HBO.

Writing, Comedy Series: "The Office: Gay Witch Hunt," NBC.

Writing, Miniseries, Movie or Dramatic Special: "Prime Suspect: The Final Act," PBS.

Writing for a Variety, Music or Comedy Program: Late Night With Conan O'Brien," NBC.

domingo, 16 de setembro de 2007

Things to do: #5

Tirar um curso de fotografia.

Things to do: #4

Aprender a disparar.

2007 Emmy Nominees

Drama Series: "Boston Legal," ABC; "Grey's Anatomy," ABC; "Heroes," NBC; "House," Fox; "The Sopranos," HBO.

Lead Actor in a Drama Series: James Spader, "Boston Legal," ABC; Hugh Laurie, "House," Fox; Denis Leary, "Rescue Me," FX; James Gandolfini, "The Sopranos," HBO; Kiefer Sutherland, "24," Fox

Supporting Actor in a Drama Series: William Shatner, "Boston Legal," ABC; T.R. Knight, "Grey's Anatomy," ABC; Masi Oka, "Heroes," NBC; Michael Emerson, "Lost," ABC; Terry O'Quinn, "Lost," ABC; Michael Imperioli, "The Sopranos," HBO.

Supporting Actress in a Drama Series: Rachel Griffiths, "Brothers & Sisters," ABC; Katherine Heigl, "Grey's Anatomy," ABC; Chandra Wilson, "Grey's Anatomy," ABC; Sandra Oh, "Grey's Anatomy," ABC; Aida Turturro, "The Sopranos," HBO; Lorraine Bracco, "The Sopranos," HBO.

30 Seconds to Mars tiram-me do sério. O timbre do Jared Leto é... viciante.

'From Yesterday'

Rap dos Matarruanos

The Fray - How to save a life

Dalai Lama em Portugal

"Tão jovem e comunista."

Dalai Lama, sobre o deputado do PCP, Jorge Machado, presente na reunião extraordinária da comissão parlamentar dos Negócios Estrangeiros, convocada expressamente para o receber. Público, 14/09/2007


Quanto vale uma licenciatura em Portugal?

Já dizia o meu tio que o Expresso é o jornal dos inteligentes. Para mim, também é o melhor.

Things to do: #3

Ler o 'Perfume'.

Things to do: #2

Ir ver o Ratatouille.

Things to do: #1

Não morrer sem ir ao Egipto.

Photographs #1

Shoes day! =D love shoes!


HAIRSPRAY! I shoul've seen it when I was on NY ='(
Michelle Pfiffer EVIL! Maravilhosa!
John Travolta LARGE! Fantástico!
Queen Latifah Poderosa! (com sotaque brasileiro)
Christopher Walken Genial! De "partir a moca" a rir!
Os miúdos Excelentes! Cantam bem, dançam bem!

Ou não fosse eu apanhada por musicais! Este é GRANDE! em todos os aspectos.
'Everyday should be Negro day' =D

domingo, 9 de setembro de 2007

I didn't really know how to start this blog. What should I wright about? What should I say? Well, since one of the things that can take me away from this overwhelming reality is indeed music, I decided it was a good idea to introduce myself by posting a videoclip of a song which is one of my favourite ever.

It isn't the most accurate definition of myself for it would not be complete but it shows something. Plus, this is one of my favourite bands, if not THE favourite.

Pearl Jam com Ben Harper nesta versão 'live' da Indifference

I would also like to "warn" that I'm going to be saying a lot a nonsense about how I feel or what I think about people or several situations. Feel free to say it's ridiculous. I think it's ridiculous too.